This video is 90 seconds long and must be one shot, un-edited. Those’re the rules of the competition.

This is the Bobcat skit starring yours truly. Filmed on the terrace of an apartment building on 26th St. over a grueling two hours in suit, the Bobcat deals with the ramifications of the Stock Market Crash. We hope you enjoy his wacky misadventure! If this video is recognized as one of the top five mascot videos in our division, we move on to Nationals, in which I do a live version of this performance at Daytona Beach.

Sorry about the low quality! Here are what things say:

The sign on the wall where the Bobcat enters says $pirit Inc.
The newspaper says Wanted Ads. No jobs!
The sign the Bobcat holds up says Lost my job. Lost my $. Lost my Spirit.
The picture hanging on the wall is of Mufasa.
The very last sign the Bobcat sees says NYU Mascot Tryouts.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

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The Knife- Christmas Reindeer

“Thought we reached Warsawa, but we are stuck in Vasa.” Hell yeah. How can one song be so evil and delicate at the same time? And about Santa Claus no less!

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The Raveonettes- Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

I love Christmas music. So. Much. Especially when it’s good. So I’m gonna drop this track by The Raveonettes, who also love Christmas music. They just released an all-new Christmas EP and this is one of the songs from it.

This is actually one of my favorite Christmas songs, regardless of who covers it; I feel like the best Christmas songs have a slight tint of sadness to them. That’s probably why my favorite part of this song is the breakdown including the lyrics below. Soul-crushing.

I’m gonna try to post a couple more Christmas songs as the month goes on, so do try to keep up.

they’re singing Deck The Halls
but it’s not like Christmas at all
i remember when you were here
and all the fun we had last year

“Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” as performed by The Raveonettes

You will never listen to Cooking By The Book the same way again.

Or visualize making a cake the same way.

Or fantasize about girls with pink hair the same way.

wait what-

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