“The King of Pop Is Dead,” by Mr. Vega

Vega was waiting for this day. He knew every blog ever would post this song.

Get it.

What If Candy Was Made Of What It Was Named?

Actual fingers made of butter. Also: Disgusting.

At birth, all children named Ruth are harvested for candy and their families paid for their labor. In the same vein- “Sour Patch Kids.”

Derisive laughter wouldn’t sell very well.

Would you eat a person if he was delicious?

The economy would collapse!

This is just an oxymoron.

See above.

Everytime you tried to eat it, Reese would take it back.

Baby foxes and normal cats! Delish.

This would just be a bag of nothing. Because that is not a word.

Any other comical ones I’m forgetting? Or not caring about?

Tonight my mp3 player said that after it played “Hey Man (Now You’re Really Living,)” by Eels, that the next song would be “Hey Man (Now You’re Really Living,)” by Eels. Welcome to the worst shuffle function in all of history.

E-603, “Hey Shorty”

Our friend E-603 is about to drop his second free mashup album. Keep checking his website at until it’s released, and until then tide yourself over with his entire first piece of work, Something For Everyone, or the new song I have right up above.

It’s a little sad that at this point I’m feeling like mashup artists are starting to use up all the possibilities available to them.. However, E-603 really digs deep for some of his samples, and so I have high hopes for this next album. And I think the track above starts with part of the Cha-Cha Slide. So props for that.

Also. Silly picture. The track can be downloaded here.