If all you can say is, “I really care about the girl,” that isn’t even close to enough. You better love that crazy bitch with every last ounce of douche you’ve got coursing through your veins.
“On Trying Long Distance” from Dear Coke Talk.
This is a subject that Mizz CT has covered before, but she really lays it on with some beautiful language and an unparalleled fervor right here. I’ve always appreciated how she, despite being incredibly pragmatic and rational, still also managed to pull off, with the greatest of grace, the least rational of situations: the long-distance relationship.