I got out of bed at 10 this morning and my chair was super wet. It had dried within two hours, so I can infer that it must have gotten wet right before I woke up… But my roommate saw nothing, and a look around the room didn’t reveal any clues. Seat didn’t smell like urine, (only farts,) so I crossed that off the list.
There’s no conclusion here. Maybe I sleepwalked? And managed to do nothing but dump an odor-less liquid on my chair?