My body is reeking in the sort of way that separates the real friends from the chaff.

“They’re like giant Stretch Armstrongs.”

These two scenes opened up a world of possibilities for The Venture Bros, allowing them to get so much more wild than just a Johnny Quest parody. The show’s protagonists can die in any episode. It’s like Kenny from South Park, except with a point.

We’ve finished taping up the windows and I cracked open a Magic Hat Circus Boy.

Thanks ConEd for reminding me I can report power outages on your website. I’ll be sure to handcrank my laptop when the time comes.