Month: August 2011

My body is reeking in the sort of way that separates the real friends from the chaff.

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“They’re like giant Stretch Armstrongs.”

These two scenes opened up a world of possibilities for The Venture Bros, allowing them to get so much more wild than just a Johnny Quest parody. The show’s protagonists can die in any episode. It’s like Kenny from South Park, except with a point.

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We’ve finished taping up the windows and I cracked open a Magic Hat Circus Boy.

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Thanks ConEd for reminding me I can report power outages on your website. I’ll be sure to handcrank my laptop when the time comes.

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“Tom? It’s your wife, sweetie. You’re dead now. It’s time to go.”

I have four seasons of the Venture Brothers prepared for this hurricane mess.

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The Euthanasia Coaster

From Wikipedia: The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.[1] In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria”.[2] As for practical applications of his design, Urbonas mentioned “euthanasia or execution”.[3]

“The Euthanasia Coaster would kill its passengers through prolonged cerebral hypoxia, or insufficient supply of oxygen to the brain.[1] The ride’s seven inversions would inflict 10 g on its passengers for 60 seconds – causing g-force related symptoms starting with gray out through tunnel vision to black out and eventually g-LOC, g-force induced loss of consciousness.[3]

Dunno about you guys but I prefer the Murder Carousel.

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