Today while hiking you’ll stumble upon an old man’s cabin.
“You’re the first person I seen in thirty years,” he’ll say.
“Do you have any wisdom?” you’ll ask.
“Yeah,” he’ll say. “Don’t run off into the woods and expect to live alone without being bothered by any people, because…
hahaha “looks like a handkerchief fucked Paul Bunyan” is my simile of the day