UFO!, “Culture Vulture”
Damn I wanna get married to this song. Nobody will speak for the whole ceremony, me and my bride will Bernie down the aisle in turn, everyone whipping their heads in circles to the beat for the entirety of the afternoon. The organist just twerks his ass up and down on the keys and somehow this jam blasts out the pipes. Instead of throwing rice, everyone just fires uzis into the skies, even— no, especially— the grandparents.
The bounciest bounce song I ever did hear.