Month: June 2014
The New Yorker – A Yo is Lovely to Receive
The New Yorker – A Yo is Lovely to Receive
“Not responding to text messages and e-mails corrodes a relationship, but a Yo doesn’t seem to demand a reply. What a relief.”
PRAISE YO
16 Crazy Facts You Didn’t Know About Iggy Azalea That Will Make You Love Her Even More
16 Crazy Facts You Didn’t Know About Iggy Azalea That Will Make You Love Her Even More
What a demo of the shortcomings of the listicle (not to mention the Complex interview that it pulls from). Is it presumptuous for me to want to know a little more about that last fact (a.k.a. “thing” in the actual site address) other than Iggy being a fun-loving “wild child?” Is that too much to ask?
LUIGI DEATH STARE
No, but here’s your actual soundtrack.
THE BITTERNESS TRAIN CHUGS ONWARD. CHOO CHOO
Guys I feel like I’ve been very angry in almost everything I’ve done lately but I promise you that, if that’s the case, I’m just coping with feelings that I’ve sublimated for about five years now and I would need to let off this steam before I can get back to balance. Posting my mental victories here is what keeps me from smashing “enter” on those Facebook comments to score Pyrrhic victories and ultimately burn every bridge I’ve got, even like Bering-Strait-esque land bridges that should not be flammable, even The Dude Himself Jeff Bridges whose robe is super flammable but nobody wants to burn that Bridges, and I don’t think a score-ched earth policy should be extended beyond how I treat my own health. I don’t want to scorch the earth of others, so I redirect it to Wampoholic. If you can ride it out with me, I’ll definitely be better for it.
but in the meantime jesus christ look at this ignorant tool (not to mention the other person who doesn’t know how to use Google [hayyyoooo~ still got the self-burns a-comin in hot!! {scorching, even?}])
HELLUVA CAPTCHA
Just in time for my Dickensian porno!
REAL PERSON ALERT
ALL HANDS ON DECK THERE ARE SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES NAMED CRYSTAL METHENY AND SOME OF THEM AREN’T EVEN CRIMS (criminals)
Kitty, “Barbie J33p”
Kitty neé Pryde, queen of the sadrap and master of emo flow, takes a stab at something seductive. She’d still prefer hands out of her general vicinity, and if they move within, they better be hovering, but it’s never been too hard to dance. Cool kids take note: it isn’t too hard to dance.
The TSA Has An Instagram
And it is tremendously badass.
Far Cry 4
Alright last piece of E3 that interested me so far. Far Cry 3 was such a tightly-controlled, joyful experience, and this looks like that but with even more attention to how traversing its world felt. That fluid sensation of movement and action is the defining characteristic of my favorite games, be they platformers or FPS. Maybe the PS4 will take a price cut like three years from now and I’ll finally get to play it as intended.
Wampoholic 