16 Crazy Facts You Didn’t Know About Iggy Azalea That Will Make You Love Her Even More

16 Crazy Facts You Didn’t Know About Iggy Azalea That Will Make You Love Her Even More

What a demo of the shortcomings of the listicle (not to mention the Complex interview that it pulls from). Is it presumptuous for me to want to know a little more about that last fact (a.k.a. “thing” in the actual site address) other than Iggy being a fun-loving “wild child?” Is that too much to ask?

THE BITTERNESS TRAIN CHUGS ONWARD. CHOO CHOO

Guys I feel like I’ve been very angry in almost everything I’ve done lately but I promise you that, if that’s the case, I’m just coping with feelings that I’ve sublimated for about five years now and I would need to let off this steam before I can get back to balance. Posting my mental victories here is what keeps me from smashing “enter” on those Facebook comments to score Pyrrhic victories and ultimately burn every bridge I’ve got, even like Bering-Strait-esque land bridges that should not be flammable, even The Dude Himself Jeff Bridges whose robe is super flammable but nobody wants to burn that Bridges, and I don’t think a score-ched earth policy should be extended beyond how I treat my own health. I don’t want to scorch the earth of others, so I redirect it to Wampoholic. If you can ride it out with me, I’ll definitely be better for it.

but in the meantime jesus christ look at this ignorant tool (not to mention the other person who doesn’t know how to use Google [hayyyoooo~ still got the self-burns a-comin in hot!! {scorching, even?}])

REAL PERSON ALERT

 

ALL HANDS ON DECK THERE ARE SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES NAMED CRYSTAL METHENY AND SOME OF THEM AREN’T EVEN CRIMS (criminals)