Hitchhiker, “11 (remix)”

 

Somehow Hitchhiker brought some alchemical touch to his original batshit siren-mimicking “11,” morphing a silly booty-shaker into something way aggro. When I close my eyes and picture the sort of venue where a DJ wouldn’t be afraid to spin this, it looks a lot like Hell. It’s perfect. I love the lowrider model ragdolling all over this sequel and, and, and… I’m sorry, it’s hard to fathom how he made this remix less marketable than the original. But here we are.

but actually really if you look at the dress under the correct lighting you’ll see that it’s COLORED IN BLOOD AND FUUUUUĆ̛͊̅̒̏̑ͤ̃̊̓̈́͜͏̟̦̰̭̖̹̟̥͚͖͈͖͈͙̩ͅK̸̨̢͔̠͈̜̩̘̜̃̏͑̃ͧ̾̀͐ͥͣͩ̃ͪ̄ͤ͆́́Ǩ͌͐̓̐̈ͩͥ̀̾ͭͦ̈̿҉̗̳̙̳͚̪͙̘̳̟̻͚͢ͅK̷͌ͫͮͨ́͛̉ͯ̎͒͂͑͏̖̣̱̥̦̱͚͈̮͎̩͉̫ͅͅĶ̢̭͍̦͎̮̟̥̬̞̊͐̈̓̅ͩͨ̿́̿ͫͫ̓ͬ̄͘͠K̶̨̙̳̭̗̙̺̞̻̗͍̱͈̤͗̇͗͐̉ͧ͢͝ͅͅ

imagine a 44 year-old guy in a power suit, neck veins bulging, mustache bristling, rapping along with DMX’s 1998 hit “Y’all Done Made Me Believe In Ghosts (Up In Here)” as he swerves his day-glo Lambo through stop-and-go traffic under the Santa Monica sun. Was the man you imagined white or black? It doesn’t matter, you are a racist