I Interrupted Anime Twitter Cybersex Roleplay as Bar Rescue‘s Jon Taffer

 

 

Oh, and following The Onion’s greatest headline, here’s Gawker’s greatest article. It has been the greatest few weeks, y’all.

I aint never seen a ghost car but if’n I did I think it’d look jus’ like this

Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun

This may be the The Onion’s best headline ever. There isn’t a story attached, because why do you need one? Implying so much in so few words. I’m in awe.

Pigeon John, “Money Back Guarantee”

 

I’ve been listening to a lot of cheesy rap this month, and Pigeon John definitely graduated from the Skee-Lo school, top of his class. Here’s an earnest, funny stab at honesty in the name of seduction. John’s embarrassed by that long chorus in the middle, but I can’t fault him; his guarantee is too fun to sing along with, he couldn’t resist.

SMBC

Sometimes I get anxious about decisions and trick myself into the less-than-common sense option. I’m also down for an afterlife, but don’t believe in one. In turn: this comic.

Here’s how to say “nip slip” in Chinese. I’m not planning a vacation to China but it’s reassuring to feel prepared.

PC Music And Kero Kero Bonito Make Their Spectacular U.S. Debuts At SXSW

Go Bonito Go!