I aint never seen a ghost car but if’n I did I think it’d look jus’ like this

Pigeon John, “Money Back Guarantee”

 

I’ve been listening to a lot of cheesy rap this month, and Pigeon John definitely graduated from the Skee-Lo school, top of his class. Here’s an earnest, funny stab at honesty in the name of seduction. John’s embarrassed by that long chorus in the middle, but I can’t fault him; his guarantee is too fun to sing along with, he couldn’t resist.

SMBC

SMBC

Sometimes I get anxious about decisions and trick myself into the less-than-common sense option. I’m also down for an afterlife, but don’t believe in one. In turn: this comic.