ha ha wow didn’t know we could store tortured souls inside toy birds but it explains why clowns love rubber chickens

Wikipedia – Snooty

Snooty’s birthday is a popular event at the South Florida Museum, the highlight of which is the presentation of a cake made of vegetables and fruits for Snooty while the visitors all sing Happy Birthday for him. Due to his known date of birth, Snooty is evidence for how long manatees are able to live.

Hey! Here’s the world’s oldest manatee! What an excellent nightcap.