“Does Mario Have A Penis?” by Clayton Purdom

Oh wow found something more important than supersperm.

“Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” by Larry Niven

Important scientific thought on supersperm.

“dude you’re like adapting. you’re like a freakin soldier,”

 

I said, congratulating myself for deciding to keep my scissors in the top drawer instead of the middle drawer— despite the middle drawer traditionally being the hardware drawer— because I use them often and I don’t want to lean over quite so far every time.

“Harley my funny cockatoo”

 

Sames, Harley. On the screaming, not the funny.

“Rollie, a southern three-banded armadillo, playing”

 

Sneak attack!