The Secret Service Threatened to Kill Mr. Met: Report

sometimes I wish there was a kill shot when I was hugged by NYU’s prez as the Bobcat

The Secret Service Threatened to Kill Mr. Met: Report

Unconscious Nuggets Mascot Lowered To Court In Macabre Display

I can’t get over how funny this is. Maybe it’s the mascot history in my blood, but every part: his dangling arms, the way the gif starts with a crawl about the LAX shooting, the cheerleaders never pausing their dance, the two guys ready to save Rocky right before they cut the lights on him. All beautiful.

Unconscious Nuggets Mascot Lowered To Court In Macabre Display