Mr. Met, the mascot for baseball’s saddest franchise, received a stern warning from the Secret Service in 1997, when President Clinton visited Shea Stadium: “Approach the president, and we go for the kill shot.”
sometimes I wish there was a kill shot when I was hugged by NYU’s prez as the Bobcat
The Secret Service Threatened to Kill Mr. Met: Report
IT’S YA BOY EISLEY OOGLE A.K.A. THA OCULAR ROCKULAR CLEANIN YOUR CLOCKULAR’S TICK-TOCKULARS A.K.A. THA PUPIL OF THE PEOPLE A.K.A. THA ALL-SEEING GUY A.K.A. ME AT THE HOLIDAY LIGHTING CEREMONY AT RODEO DRIVE
Rocky, the Denver Nuggets’ mascot, was unconscious as he was lowered to the floor before Friday night’s Blazers-Nuggets game. Because the harness was hidden, it looked like Rocky had been hanged and presented on the court as an omen for something. It was unsettling.
I can’t get over how funny this is. Maybe it’s the mascot history in my blood, but every part: his dangling arms, the way the gif starts with a crawl about the LAX shooting, the cheerleaders never pausing their dance, the two guys ready to save Rocky right before they cut the lights on him. All beautiful.
Unconscious Nuggets Mascot Lowered To Court In Macabre Display
I await the day I get served by a child like the Atlanta Hawk did. Setup? We may never know.