The New York Times, “In a Town of 11 People, Mysterious Disappearance Turns Neighbor Against Neighbor”

Pitch: Just send me there to solve the mystery. I’ll do it. Whatever, who cares, me and my cat will go to Dustmouth, Straya and get supremely drunk, tanned, and gator-bit. Eleven people in town? I can absolutely turn eleven strangers into confidants in, like, a month. I’ll be mayor by month two. What are you afraid of, editors?

emmyc:

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it is a mystery // u will have to listen to find out what the songs are

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