Thank you all for coming. And let me just say how truly, deeply trill it is to be standing in this dope-ass conference room, addressing a group of people in a business meeting. It’s really a dream come true.

Tom, Parks and Recreation, “London, Pt. 1 & 2”

Please give me a future where I am able to speak like this in boardrooms if I so desire.

His theory was make the juiciest, meatiest, most “How the hell are they going to get out of this one?” episode you possibly can, and then use the collective brainpower of the creative team to figure it out in a satisfying way in the summer.

Michael Schur, co-creator of Parks and Recreation, relaying Greg Daniels’ thoughts on season finale cliffhangers. I’d like to remember this because it just makes sense. Go out with a bang when you have so much time to clean up the mess.

Camping sucks. It’s super boring. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They’re creepy.

April, Parks and Recreation

Hey Leslie, I have an idea! Why don’t we put Eduardo in there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies!

Andy, “Parks and Recreation,” S03E03

I don’t care how much context is necessary for this, I just want to remember


Awesome poster for the Parks and Rec Paley Panel tomorrow. Designed by Mike Mitchell. 

Tickets available here

I love this show more and more. It’s a snowball effect, but even when I’m not watching it. I love it so much right now and I haven’t watched the seven-or-so most recent episodes! Maybe instead of working I’ll do that…