I want a graph of how often consumers refer to their phone by its brand name over the time past since phone purchase, because i can’t decide if we’re doing it thanks to the rise of “designer phone brands” (a la Adidas, Nike, etc.) or we’re doing it to make others take note of this cool new thing we have before we get bored and go back to calling it “my phone.”

What if the song “Dinosaur,” by Ke$ha, was actually about a dinosaur. Eating girls.