Signs your homework is going well: finding this dark corner of Wikipedia.
I need to pick up some tifton, get back to my roots. (rimshot)
Wikipedia – List of U.S. State Soils
So maybe you “went to your job” or “shopped for groceries” or “held conversations with other human begins” today, but I bet Wikipedia didn’t serve you nearly as well as it did me! Why, look at this murder case/unattributed graffiti!
Wikipedia — “Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?”
Go ahead. Read the whole list. I’ll be waiting.
Wikipedia – List of playing card nicknames
Watching 28 Weeks Later again, (because, like most Saturday nights, I was really hankerin’ to see some people get torn apart,) and I accidentally fell in love with this attractive young lass. You can imagine my dismay when I looked her up and discovered that she goes by Imogen Poots.
What a mess. Her middle name might as well be Gay.
Oh, wait, it is? Her full name is Imogen Gay Poots? Another awesome thing ruined by Wikipedia.
brb, naming my son Vercingetorix
Never heard of him? Here’s your chance.
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