There are more slaves today than at any point in history, remaining as high as 12 million to 27 million, even though slavery is now outlawed in all countries.

Wikipedia – Slavery: Present Day

Would you believe me if I said I found this statistic while researching for my stand-up comedy set? Jokes aplenty hyuk hyuk hyuk

Watching 28 Weeks Later again, (because, like most Saturday nights, I was really hankerin’ to see some people get torn apart,) and I accidentally fell in love with this attractive young lass. You can imagine my dismay when I looked her up and discovered that she goes by Imogen Poots.

What a mess. Her middle name might as well be Gay.

Oh, wait, it is? Her full name is Imogen Gay Poots? Another awesome thing ruined by Wikipedia.