How do I make this but then have the Dragonborn drop in with a shout or Alduin breathing icy flame or like, anything else? Because it’s already near perfect. Perfect skin glistens like Vaseline.
On Friday night, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis performed a secret show in their hometown of Seattle to honor a new exhibit at the city’s EMP Museum. This would have been completely unremarkable had Macklelmore not dressed up as the stereotype of a greedy, hook-nosed Jewish man.
holy shit why doesn’t he just say “wow that was a total accident but I totally see why it was the worst idea ever and I’ll never do it again and I’ve fired my publicist”
why do these idiot fuckers always double down on this shit “not my idea of a stereotype” okay well it was everyone else’s idea but I’m glad your ideas are more valid than literally hundreds of thousands of people you fucking hack capitalizing on a message of unity and humanity and compassion
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU
WHO WROTE THIS!?
Yeah there should totally be this tag to a beloved kids series where all the characters die, classic ending right out of Beauty & The Beast and other Pixar movies
I know I’m reading into this too much but story is one of the few things I’m confident in my knowledge of so let me just say that this would have ruined the third movie and possibly the trilogy if it was a post-credits easter egg.
D-d-daddy, D-d-daddy’s mon~ay!
Ohhh~whooah, hot daddy’s girl
I got swag baby swag baby
— the person who wrote this commercial and unwittingly ushered humanity into the end times